do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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