So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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