At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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