Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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