how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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