On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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