Don't you send me to vm
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Randomize
