Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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