Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
