White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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