I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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