i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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