i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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