Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
