drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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