Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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