I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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