He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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