real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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