god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
sex in a hospital.. check
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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