So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We're using joints as your birthday candles
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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