ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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