Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just had sex on a roof
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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