This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Little spoons don't ask big questions
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
