He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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