Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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