walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Come see our sink grown plant.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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