these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
