I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
