yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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