Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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