you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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