Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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