When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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