Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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