belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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