Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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