we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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