i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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