You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i came on her dog
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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