How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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