hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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