There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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