Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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