So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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