She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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