The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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