How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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