I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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