She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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