Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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