If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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