I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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